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If Sherlock was murdered ANY other week in r3

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The sound of dogs filled the air, whimpering, barking, and whining, and the source of it was a tall, slender man dressed far more casually than the rest of the house staff, in faded, stained denim jeans and flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and akubra hat tilted at a jaunty angle to keep the sun out of his eyes.

It was quite clear even from a distance that his right arm was a wood and metal prosthetic, as he lead a couple of hounds from the kennel and towards the manor, before plopping himself on the steps, pulling out a cigar with his left hand, biting the end off before lighting it. He glances up when he heard the door open, and grins crookedly around the cigar.

"G'Mornin', don't tell the Lady I'm takin' a little smoke break." He puffs, his voice - which should have the Londoner's cant, was strongly tinged with the warm, lazy tones of an Australian.

Regular Joey here just for the reaction

[incrediblystressedout]

I.

What.

[Somehow, this is the weirdest possible reversal of Ruler Sherlock Holmes. I mean, he's always clearly been a dog guy, but why is he cosplaying Mick Dundee?]

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[One of the smaller dogs, a beagle wiggles into the man's lap as he taps the cigar, looking at her than himself, seeming to misread her confusion before giving out a sharp bark of laughter]

Ah, this is workin' clothes, One's defo gonna be gettin' dirty when working with dogs, and I don't wanna be on the hook for cleanin' bills for the nice stuff.

[He shrugs his shoulders casually]